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graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

325,596 notes / 1 month ago

koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

500,422 notes / 1 month ago

tupacabra:

it’s your money and i need it now

59,810 notes / 1 month ago

milkshakeprincess:

when ur playing video games and u move the joystick half a centimeter and the character moves twelve feet and falls off a cliff

image

224,445 notes / 1 month ago

australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

581,201 notes / 1 month ago

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cherrybombkisses:

artdeko:

Poetry.

omg

giraffepoliceforce:

I’m just baffled that there are people out there who hate asexuals.
They are literally doing nothing.
They are literally doing no one.

61,986 notes / 2 months ago

compliment:

tries to look cute but fails

179,581 notes / 2 months ago

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katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014
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